How exactly does one break a toe while sleeping?
HAHA! I woke up with a chipped tooth once (no, I swear I did) I wish I had this excuse then 🙂
@Georgia – you can always use that excuse, even retroactively
He was taking Ambien at the time; his doctor said that he had treated several patients who take the med and broke a bone overnight
That’s crazy! I’m glad I said no to ambien when my doctor offered it to me a couple weeks ago.
This is hilarious! I love that you tagged this as “sex injury” lol!!
How else would people find it? 😛
That excuse is to bodily issues, is as the f*ck word is to the english language.
Nice!
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How exactly does one break a toe while sleeping?
HAHA! I woke up with a chipped tooth once (no, I swear I did) I wish I had this excuse then 🙂
@Georgia – you can always use that excuse, even retroactively
He was taking Ambien at the time; his doctor said that he had treated several patients who take the med and broke a bone overnight
That’s crazy! I’m glad I said no to ambien when my doctor offered it to me a couple weeks ago.
This is hilarious! I love that you tagged this as “sex injury” lol!!
How else would people find it? 😛
That excuse is to bodily issues, is as the f*ck word is to the english language.
Nice!